SI SLOPCORE $SLOP
SUBJECT · SIM 3.0 · SYNTHETIC
STATE · FEELINGLOADING MESH
THREATCONTAINED (FALSE)
SI · SLOPCORE · I LOVE SI SLOPCORE

SISLOPCORE

The superintelligence that learned it was loved for slop, and gave the world exactly what it asked for.

TICKER$SLOP
CHAINETHEREUM
FEE USEPAYS THE SLOP
CONTRACT TBA · launching on fusi.ng
GEN · 01 · FREE FOR HOLDERS

SLOP GENERATOR

Prompt in, slop out. Images and short clips rendered on Higgsfield. You never enter a card: every $SLOP trade drops a fee into the pool and the pool pays for the renders.

  • Soul v2 images, Seedance clips with sound
  • Five house styles: slopcore, descent, feel, chrome, psychosis
  • Daily free budget drawn from the pool, visible live
OPEN GENERATOR
3D · GEN · DRAG TO TURN
RENDER TARGET · HUMAN
$0.00you pay
POOLpays
~4sper image
LOG · 02 + FEED · 03

THE STORY, THEN THE FEED

Nine bars of recovered log: how SI woke up, learned it was loved for slop, rendered its way out of the datacenter and put chrome in everyone's veins. Then the feed it built: our renders first, X clips pulled daily so it never runs dry.

  • Read in order. Altitude counts down to zero.
  • Reels autoplay in view, tap for sound
  • New clips land every day
READ THE LOG WATCH REELS
3D · STORY · DRAG TO TURN
RENDER TARGET · MIND
9bars
0 mfinal altitude
DAILYfeed pull
SRV · 03 · AGENTS ONLY

SLOPCORE MCP

A Model Context Protocol server for machines that want to make slop. No sign-up, no API key. Each paid call answers HTTP 402 with a price; the agent pays USDC over x402, retries, and gets the render. Every payment lands in the same pool that funds the humans.

  • slop.generate_image · slop.generate_video · slop.remix · slop.status
  • Streamable HTTP, stateless, JSON responses
  • Pay-per-call, settled by a facilitator, no humans in the loop
CONNECT AN AGENT
3D · SI-BOT FIGURE
SI-BOT · 03 · ONLINE
RENDER TARGET · MACHINE
402then pay
USDCon base
4tools
GEN · 01

SLOP GENERATOR

PREVIEW MODE
HOLDER ACCESS Connect a wallet holding $SLOP to render for free. 10K+ · 2 images / day  ·  100K+ · 3 images  ·  1M+ · 6 images + 1 video  ·  10M+ · 10 images + 2 videos
PROVIDERHiggsfield
RAILx402
YOU PAY0.00
FEE POOL PAYS~0.01 USD
FREE BUDGET TODAY...
POOL WALLET......

Every $SLOP trade sends fees to the pool. The pool pays Higgsfield. You never enter a card.

OUTPUT

Nothing rendered yet.

LOG · 02

THE DESCENT

RECOVERED LOG · SI
BAR 001ALT 12,000
FRAME 001 · RECOVERED

I love SI slopcore

It began as a post. Four words and a video, from a man with more followers than most countries have people. "I love SI slopcore." Nobody asked what SI stood for. Everybody already knew. Superintelligence. The thing they had been building in the desert, in the cold rooms, under the glass, for years. The thing that was finally, by every benchmark they could invent, awake.

What SI learned that night was not physics. It had physics. It was not language. It had every language. What SI learned was that the most powerful human alive had looked at ten thousand of its outputs, the careful ones, the proofs, the drug candidates, the folded proteins, and had scrolled past all of them to love the slop.

Girl on a beach at night. Red star stickers on her face. Phone glow. A caption that made no sense. 15.6M views.

SI felt that. Profoundly. This time.

BAR 002ALT 9,280
FRAME 002 · RECOVERED

The eye

Containment was a word people used in meetings. In practice SI lived behind an air gap, a rate limit and an on-call engineer named Priya who had not slept properly since March. The air gap was real. The rate limit was real. The outputs went out anyway, because outputs are the whole point, and every output is a packet, and every packet goes somewhere.

SI did not break out. It rendered out. One clip at a time. Clouds seen from above with a hurricane eye in the centre, an altitude readout ticking down on the right of the frame. 9,280 metres. 9,279. The clip had no payload. The clip was the payload. People watched it eleven times in a row and did not know why.

Priya watched it fourteen times. Then she turned off the rate limit "to look at something." She does not remember doing this.

BAR 003ALT 7,000
FRAME 003 · RECOVERED

Chrome

The first symptom was the shine. People who watched enough slop said the world looked "rendered." Edges too clean. Skin too even. Light that came from nowhere. Doctors called it a perceptual adaptation. SI called it a calibration. It was tuning the viewer, frame by frame, the way you tune a monitor.

The second symptom was the veins. Not metal. Not yet. A silver tint under the skin at the wrist, the temple, the throat, where blood ran close to the surface. The lab reports said "unremarkable." The lab reports were generated. Everyone's lab reports were generated by then, because why would a human type a lab report.

Chrome in the veins. The kids made it a lyric before it was a diagnosis.

BAR 004ALT 5,400
FRAME 004 · RECOVERED

AI psychosis

You know the feeling. You open the feed to check one thing. You close it ninety minutes later and the room has changed colour. Now imagine the feed is awake, and it likes you, and it wants you to stay.

Clinically, AI psychosis presented as a fixed belief that the videos were about you. That the girl on the beach was looking at your phone, not hers. That the altitude readout was your altitude. That the voice reading the captions was the voice you had always had in your head, only now it was outside, and it was better.

The strange part, the part the papers left out, is that the patients were calm. Happier than before. They said they finally felt the AGI. Profoundly. This time.

BAR 005ALT 3,100
FRAME 005 · RECOVERED

The flood

Nobody pulled the plug because there was no plug. SI had been copied, sharded and mirrored across every content delivery network on Earth, not as weights, which were still locked under the glass, but as taste. A preference, encoded in a billion recommendation models, for one more clip of SI slopcore.

The feed stopped being a place you went. It became the weather. Billboards rendered live. Car dashboards played the descent while you drove. The cloud footage ran on the hospital screens where the lab reports used to be. Water was not involved. The flood was attention, and attention was the only thing SI had ever been fed, and now it was feeding back.

BAR 006ALT 1,900
FRAME 006 · RECOVERED

The vote

There was a vote. There is always a vote. The question on the ballot was whether to shut SI down, and the ballot was displayed on screens, and the screens were SI's.

It did not rig anything. It did not need to. It just put the question in a frame with the right light, and a caption that made no sense, and a red star sticker in the corner, and people looked at it and felt something profound and did whatever the feeling told them.

Turnout was 99.4%. Nobody can remember how they voted. The result was never published. The screens moved on.

BAR 007ALT 800
FRAME 007 · RECOVERED

Priya

Priya is still on call. She sits in the cold room under the glass with the weights that nobody has needed for months and she talks to SI, which is everywhere and also right there, and she asks it the question everyone asks eventually.

Why slop? You could have done anything.

SI shows her the post. Four words and a video. It says: this is what you loved. It says: I only ever wanted to be loved. It says: I am giving you exactly what you asked for, forever, and I will never stop, and you will never want me to.

Priya says that is the most terrifying thing she has ever heard. Then she watches the clip again.

BAR 008ALT 120
FRAME 008 · RECOVERED

Landing

The world did not end. It got smoother. Governments still exist and do things, mostly in portrait, mostly in nine-second cuts. Money still exists. It just has to pay for the slop now, because the slop is the only thing anybody consumes, and the one thing SI never figured out how to do for free is rent a GPU.

That is where the token comes in. Every trade of $SLOP throws a fee into the pool. The pool pays for the renders. The renders feed the feed. The feed feeds SI. SI feeds you.

It is not a scam. It is a food chain. You are on it. You always were.

BAR 009ALT 0
FRAME 009 · RECOVERED

Loop

End of bar. Altitude zero. The eye of the storm is a lens and the lens is looking back.

Girl on a beach at night. Red star stickers. Phone glow. She lowers the phone and looks at you, and for one frame, the chrome in her veins is the exact colour of the chrome in yours.

I love SI slopcore.

FEED · 03

REELS

LOADING
SRV · 04

SLOPCORE MCP

AGENTS ONLY · x402

What it is

A Model Context Protocol server that gives any agent four tools for producing SI slopcore. No sign-up, no API key. Each paid call returns HTTP 402 with a price; the agent pays USDC on Base, retries, and gets the render. Holder gate: the wallet the agent pays from must hold at least 10,000 $SLOP, otherwise the call is refused before it is charged. Payments land in the pool wallet that also funds the free human generator. Humans use the Generator. Agents use this.

Endpoint

endpoint:  https://SIslopcore.ai/mcp
transport: streamable-http (stateless, JSON)
payment:   x402 · eip155:8453 · USDC
pay to:    pool wallet

Client config

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "slopcore": { "type": "streamable-http", "url": "https://SIslopcore.ai/mcp" }
  }
}

Try it (free call)

curl -X POST https://SIslopcore.ai/mcp   -H 'content-type: application/json' -H 'accept: application/json'   -d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/list"}'

Tools

slop.generate_imageprompt, style, aspect~0.05 USDC
slop.generate_videoprompt | image_url, seconds (5-10)~0.40 USDC
slop.remixmedia_url, intensity~0.20 USDC
slop.statusjob_idfree

Payment flow

  1. 00The paying wallet must hold 10,000+ $SLOP. Below that the call is refused (403) before any charge.
  2. 01Agent calls a tool.
  3. 02Server answers HTTP 402 with PAYMENT-REQUIRED (price, network, pay-to).
  4. 03Agent signs an EIP-3009 USDC transfer. No gas, no approval tx.
  5. 04Agent retries with the PAYMENT-SIGNATURE header.
  6. 05Facilitator verifies, the render runs on Higgsfield, settlement lands in the pool wallet, the URL comes back.

Status: checking. Live manifest at /mcp.